Do you know what laid back means? It means you don’t care enough to have a real opinion. You could be happy with any number of outcomes. How can you get a boner for someone who doesn’t care! Apathy is probably the least sexy adjective I can think of. It’s less sexy than “ugly” or “smelly.”
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what i learned from school
- im a fucking piece of shit
- everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
- mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
I’m pretty sure I’m doing this teenager thing completely wrong
(Source: sharonosbourne)
i hate people, but i hate saying i hate people because that makes me sound mean i’m nice i like people it’s just that i hate people
(Source: hazway)
if u ever feel bad about urself just think about the people who use their selfies as their lock screen or wallpaper
(Source: madfawn)
h4te:
i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free
that’s called night robbery
so be it
worldsgayestconsultingdetective:
every british person has an old shirt covered in signatures from their last day at primary school
no exceptions
I don’t think anybody realizes how dependent on books, and movies, and TV shows, and fictional places and things I am.
(Source: jolllyrodger)
